Blue Lights & Hash Browns
I rarely pay much attention to art hanging in the street - street art. But I notice the art, and generally the figures and words on walls and lampposts are a welcome input when I move through the city.
I would survive if street art didn’t exist, but the fact that it does is wonderful for this reason: it reminds me that a lot of people I don’t know run risks and cut sleep to send me messages I wouldn’t otherwise have received.
I’ve asked six street artists to talk about the most memorable challenge they’ve faced getting their work out there.
André the Giant was a once famous wrestler from France who grew so big physically that in the end he died of growth.
For 17 years American artist Shepard Fairey has been keeping the memory of the giant alive by illegally covering walls in cities worldwide with posters and stickers showing an image of the face of the giant. Name of project: the Obey campaign.
Since 1989 the American authorities have been trying to stop Fairey. Here he talks about the ninth time he got arrested.
In 1996 I got arrested in New York by the Vandal Squad for putting up one of my posters on the street. They are very strict about this sort of thing in New York. They won’t let you go with a fine but send you directly to jail for an indefinite period of time. You are not permitted to leave your cell on bail but have to wait in prison until you are going to court. I’m a diabetic, but I was refused to take my medication so I became very sick. I went to the hospital, and that was one of the times I really feared for my life. But I got out alive, and I was ok, and I continued doing my thing.
In the year 2000 I went on a short trip to New York to put up posters. During the time of my visit I managed to do a lot of really big pieces and needed to do only one last piece before going back to San Diego where I was living at the time.
Have you been to New York? Do you know the huge DKNY-ad on the corner of Houston and Broadway? The billboard is probably the best spot for advertising in the city. Right above it there is a big piece of empty wall where I had wanted to hang a poster for a long time.
I’m with my cousin at the time and a friend from San Diego. Carrying a broom and a stick and a bucket with wheat-paste we manage to get past the guards in the DKNY-building and get up on the roof.
On the poster we’re carrying is a black and white close-up of the face of Andre the Giant, framed by a thick triangular border. The poster measures 2 X 3 meters, but is divided in two halves.
As I’m leaning over the edge of the building, struggling to paste the first half of the poster on the wall, my cousin realizes that by mistake we have brought the same two halves of the poster. He roles up the half that he’s ready to give me, puts it back into my bag, and runs down to the car to get the second and right half of the poster. He returns, we finish our job and then cross the street to see the result of our work.
Standing on the corner of Houston and Broadway with a beer in our hands, congratulating each other for our achievement, each of us put up a Giant-sticker on a lamppost.
The next thing I know is that three undercover cops pull out their batches. It takes a second before I realize that one of the officers is the same guy who arrested me back in 1996. He doesn’t recognize me but remembers the Giant-stickers from back then. The man searches my bag, finds the 300 stickers I’m carrying, but fails to examine the rolled-up poster sticking out of the bag.
The officer puts the three of us in handcuffs, hands behind our backs, and throws us as well as the bag in the back of the police car.
While my cousin, my friend and me are sitting in the car, the officer remains standing outside. Suddenly he says, “Shepard, I bet you have no idea of what I’m looking at right now”? I say, “Ahh, what are you looking at”, but of course I know. He opens the door, pulls me out of the car, shoves me hard against the side of the car and points at the huge Giant-poster on the façade above the DKNY-ad on the other side of the street. He says, “I guess you have NO idea of how that got up there”? I say, “No, I have no idea of how it got up there. I just ordered some stickers on the internet, I don’t know how anyone would manage to get it up there. Don’t you think it’s a legal sign? Don’t these guys have a clothing line or something? They probably have an office where the poster is”. And he says, “I cannot be sure, but I suspect there is a connection between your stickers and the poster up there”.
The officer doesn’t know that I’m Obey and the guy he is looking for, and starts telling me about my own project. He says, “Yeah, the Giant-project started on Rhode Island in 1989, and the guy has got his own web page, and he sends stuff to people everywhere”. He asks, “Why do you support this guy when you could get a broad drunk in a bar and take her home with you”? The officer brags about how he had caught the man behind the project in ‘96. “The Andre-guy, yeah, I nailed’em. He had stickers, posters, stencils, spray-glue, I nailed’em”.
With these words the officer throws me back in the car and locks the door. The window on my right side is open because it’s hot. His belly is just in front of my face. I know that as soon as we reach the station, he and his colleagues will take a closer look at the content of my bag, and, when they find the poster, realize that I’m the guy behind the project. Terrified by the prospect I lean down towards the bag lying on the seat next to me, grab the poster with my teeth, let it fall on the floor between my knees and SHOVE it under the front seat - without having the guy seeing or hearing me.
The officers can’t have found the poster in their car because we were released two or three days later. When I was released I immediately went out to put up more stickers and posters, because the longer time you wait doing more stuff after having been arrested, the more hesitant you’ll become. I’ve been arrested nine times, but in the year 2000 was when I was most afraid of the consequences. That night was really intense. I had wanted to get my poster up there on the building for five years, and I succeeded, but got arrested.
Highs and lows. Big accomplishment, and then… a lot of fear.
www.obeygiant.com
In 1996 I got arrested in New York by the Vandal Squad for putting up one of my posters on the street. They are very strict about this sort of thing in New York. They won’t let you go with a fine but send you directly to jail for an indefinite period of time. You are not permitted to leave your cell on bail but have to wait in prison until you are going to court. I’m a diabetic, but I was refused to take my medication so I became very sick. I went to the hospital, and that was one of the times I really feared for my life. But I got out alive, and I was ok, and I continued doing my thing.
In the year 2000 I went on a short trip to New York to put up posters. During the time of my visit I managed to do a lot of really big pieces and needed to do only one last piece before going back to San Diego where I was living at the time.
Have you been to New York? Do you know the huge DKNY-ad on the corner of Houston and Broadway? The billboard is probably the best spot for advertising in the city. Right above it there is a big piece of empty wall where I had wanted to hang a poster for a long time.
I’m with my cousin at the time and a friend from San Diego. Carrying a broom and a stick and a bucket with wheat-paste we manage to get past the guards in the DKNY-building and get up on the roof.
On the poster we’re carrying is a black and white close-up of the face of Andre the Giant, framed by a thick triangular border. The poster measures 2 X 3 meters, but is divided in two halves.
As I’m leaning over the edge of the building, struggling to paste the first half of the poster on the wall, my cousin realizes that by mistake we have brought the same two halves of the poster. He roles up the half that he’s ready to give me, puts it back into my bag, and runs down to the car to get the second and right half of the poster. He returns, we finish our job and then cross the street to see the result of our work.
Standing on the corner of Houston and Broadway with a beer in our hands, congratulating each other for our achievement, each of us put up a Giant-sticker on a lamppost.
The next thing I know is that three undercover cops pull out their batches. It takes a second before I realize that one of the officers is the same guy who arrested me back in 1996. He doesn’t recognize me but remembers the Giant-stickers from back then. The man searches my bag, finds the 300 stickers I’m carrying, but fails to examine the rolled-up poster sticking out of the bag.
The officer puts the three of us in handcuffs, hands behind our backs, and throws us as well as the bag in the back of the police car.
While my cousin, my friend and me are sitting in the car, the officer remains standing outside. Suddenly he says, “Shepard, I bet you have no idea of what I’m looking at right now”? I say, “Ahh, what are you looking at”, but of course I know. He opens the door, pulls me out of the car, shoves me hard against the side of the car and points at the huge Giant-poster on the façade above the DKNY-ad on the other side of the street. He says, “I guess you have NO idea of how that got up there”? I say, “No, I have no idea of how it got up there. I just ordered some stickers on the internet, I don’t know how anyone would manage to get it up there. Don’t you think it’s a legal sign? Don’t these guys have a clothing line or something? They probably have an office where the poster is”. And he says, “I cannot be sure, but I suspect there is a connection between your stickers and the poster up there”.
The officer doesn’t know that I’m Obey and the guy he is looking for, and starts telling me about my own project. He says, “Yeah, the Giant-project started on Rhode Island in 1989, and the guy has got his own web page, and he sends stuff to people everywhere”. He asks, “Why do you support this guy when you could get a broad drunk in a bar and take her home with you”? The officer brags about how he had caught the man behind the project in ‘96. “The Andre-guy, yeah, I nailed’em. He had stickers, posters, stencils, spray-glue, I nailed’em”.
With these words the officer throws me back in the car and locks the door. The window on my right side is open because it’s hot. His belly is just in front of my face. I know that as soon as we reach the station, he and his colleagues will take a closer look at the content of my bag, and, when they find the poster, realize that I’m the guy behind the project. Terrified by the prospect I lean down towards the bag lying on the seat next to me, grab the poster with my teeth, let it fall on the floor between my knees and SHOVE it under the front seat - without having the guy seeing or hearing me.
The officers can’t have found the poster in their car because we were released two or three days later. When I was released I immediately went out to put up more stickers and posters, because the longer time you wait doing more stuff after having been arrested, the more hesitant you’ll become. I’ve been arrested nine times, but in the year 2000 was when I was most afraid of the consequences. That night was really intense. I had wanted to get my poster up there on the building for five years, and I succeeded, but got arrested.
Highs and lows. Big accomplishment, and then… a lot of fear.
www.obeygiant.com
In 1996 I got arrested in New York by the Vandal Squad for putting up one of my posters on the street. They are very strict about this sort of thing in New York. They won’t let you go with a fine but send you directly to jail for an indefinite period of time. You are not permitted to leave your cell on bail but have to wait in prison until you are going to court. I’m a diabetic, but I was refused to take my medication so I became very sick. I went to the hospital, and that was one of the times I really feared for my life. But I got out alive, and I was ok, and I continued doing my thing.
In the year 2000 I went on a short trip to New York to put up posters. During the time of my visit I managed to do a lot of really big pieces and needed to do only one last piece before going back to San Diego where I was living at the time.
Have you been to New York? Do you know the huge DKNY-ad on the corner of Houston and Broadway? The billboard is probably the best spot for advertising in the city. Right above it there is a big piece of empty wall where I had wanted to hang a poster for a long time.
I’m with my cousin at the time and a friend from San Diego. Carrying a broom and a stick and a bucket with wheat-paste we manage to get past the guards in the DKNY-building and get up on the roof.
On the poster we’re carrying is a black and white close-up of the face of Andre the Giant, framed by a thick triangular border. The poster measures 2 X 3 meters, but is divided in two halves.
As I’m leaning over the edge of the building, struggling to paste the first half of the poster on the wall, my cousin realizes that by mistake we have brought the same two halves of the poster. He roles up the half that he’s ready to give me, puts it back into my bag, and runs down to the car to get the second and right half of the poster. He returns, we finish our job and then cross the street to see the result of our work.
Standing on the corner of Houston and Broadway with a beer in our hands, congratulating each other for our achievement, each of us put up a Giant-sticker on a lamppost.
The next thing I know is that three undercover cops pull out their batches. It takes a second before I realize that one of the officers is the same guy who arrested me back in 1996. He doesn’t recognize me but remembers the Giant-stickers from back then. The man searches my bag, finds the 300 stickers I’m carrying, but fails to examine the rolled-up poster sticking out of the bag.
The officer puts the three of us in handcuffs, hands behind our backs, and throws us as well as the bag in the back of the police car.
While my cousin, my friend and me are sitting in the car, the officer remains standing outside. Suddenly he says, “Shepard, I bet you have no idea of what I’m looking at right now”? I say, “Ahh, what are you looking at”, but of course I know. He opens the door, pulls me out of the car, shoves me hard against the side of the car and points at the huge Giant-poster on the façade above the DKNY-ad on the other side of the street. He says, “I guess you have NO idea of how that got up there”? I say, “No, I have no idea of how it got up there. I just ordered some stickers on the internet, I don’t know how anyone would manage to get it up there. Don’t you think it’s a legal sign? Don’t these guys have a clothing line or something? They probably have an office where the poster is”. And he says, “I cannot be sure, but I suspect there is a connection between your stickers and the poster up there”.
The officer doesn’t know that I’m Obey and the guy he is looking for, and starts telling me about my own project. He says, “Yeah, the Giant-project started on Rhode Island in 1989, and the guy has got his own web page, and he sends stuff to people everywhere”. He asks, “Why do you support this guy when you could get a broad drunk in a bar and take her home with you”? The officer brags about how he had caught the man behind the project in ‘96. “The Andre-guy, yeah, I nailed’em. He had stickers, posters, stencils, spray-glue, I nailed’em”.
With these words the officer throws me back in the car and locks the door. The window on my right side is open because it’s hot. His belly is just in front of my face. I know that as soon as we reach the station, he and his colleagues will take a closer look at the content of my bag, and, when they find the poster, realize that I’m the guy behind the project. Terrified by the prospect I lean down towards the bag lying on the seat next to me, grab the poster with my teeth, let it fall on the floor between my knees and SHOVE it under the front seat - without having the guy seeing or hearing me.
The officers can’t have found the poster in their car because we were released two or three days later. When I was released I immediately went out to put up more stickers and posters, because the longer time you wait doing more stuff after having been arrested, the more hesitant you’ll become. I’ve been arrested nine times, but in the year 2000 was when I was most afraid of the consequences. That night was really intense. I had wanted to get my poster up there on the building for five years, and I succeeded, but got arrested.
Highs and lows. Big accomplishment, and then… a lot of fear.
www.obeygiant.com
In 1996 I got arrested in New York by the Vandal Squad for putting up one of my posters on the street. They are very strict about this sort of thing in New York. They won’t let you go with a fine but send you directly to jail for an indefinite period of time. You are not permitted to leave your cell on bail but have to wait in prison until you are going to court. I’m a diabetic, but I was refused to take my medication so I became very sick. I went to the hospital, and that was one of the times I really feared for my life. But I got out alive, and I was ok, and I continued doing my thing.
In the year 2000 I went on a short trip to New York to put up posters. During the time of my visit I managed to do a lot of really big pieces and needed to do only one last piece before going back to San Diego where I was living at the time.
Have you been to New York? Do you know the huge DKNY-ad on the corner of Houston and Broadway? The billboard is probably the best spot for advertising in the city. Right above it there is a big piece of empty wall where I had wanted to hang a poster for a long time.
I’m with my cousin at the time and a friend from San Diego. Carrying a broom and a stick and a bucket with wheat-paste we manage to get past the guards in the DKNY-building and get up on the roof.
On the poster we’re carrying is a black and white close-up of the face of Andre the Giant, framed by a thick triangular border. The poster measures 2 X 3 meters, but is divided in two halves.
As I’m leaning over the edge of the building, struggling to paste the first half of the poster on the wall, my cousin realizes that by mistake we have brought the same two halves of the poster. He roles up the half that he’s ready to give me, puts it back into my bag, and runs down to the car to get the second and right half of the poster. He returns, we finish our job and then cross the street to see the result of our work.
Standing on the corner of Houston and Broadway with a beer in our hands, congratulating each other for our achievement, each of us put up a Giant-sticker on a lamppost.
The next thing I know is that three undercover cops pull out their batches. It takes a second before I realize that one of the officers is the same guy who arrested me back in 1996. He doesn’t recognize me but remembers the Giant-stickers from back then. The man searches my bag, finds the 300 stickers I’m carrying, but fails to examine the rolled-up poster sticking out of the bag.
The officer puts the three of us in handcuffs, hands behind our backs, and throws us as well as the bag in the back of the police car.
While my cousin, my friend and me are sitting in the car, the officer remains standing outside. Suddenly he says, “Shepard, I bet you have no idea of what I’m looking at right now”? I say, “Ahh, what are you looking at”, but of course I know. He opens the door, pulls me out of the car, shoves me hard against the side of the car and points at the huge Giant-poster on the façade above the DKNY-ad on the other side of the street. He says, “I guess you have NO idea of how that got up there”? I say, “No, I have no idea of how it got up there. I just ordered some stickers on the internet, I don’t know how anyone would manage to get it up there. Don’t you think it’s a legal sign? Don’t these guys have a clothing line or something? They probably have an office where the poster is”. And he says, “I cannot be sure, but I suspect there is a connection between your stickers and the poster up there”.
The officer doesn’t know that I’m Obey and the guy he is looking for, and starts telling me about my own project. He says, “Yeah, the Giant-project started on Rhode Island in 1989, and the guy has got his own web page, and he sends stuff to people everywhere”. He asks, “Why do you support this guy when you could get a broad drunk in a bar and take her home with you”? The officer brags about how he had caught the man behind the project in ‘96. “The Andre-guy, yeah, I nailed’em. He had stickers, posters, stencils, spray-glue, I nailed’em”.
With these words the officer throws me back in the car and locks the door. The window on my right side is open because it’s hot. His belly is just in front of my face. I know that as soon as we reach the station, he and his colleagues will take a closer look at the content of my bag, and, when they find the poster, realize that I’m the guy behind the project. Terrified by the prospect I lean down towards the bag lying on the seat next to me, grab the poster with my teeth, let it fall on the floor between my knees and SHOVE it under the front seat - without having the guy seeing or hearing me.
The officers can’t have found the poster in their car because we were released two or three days later. When I was released I immediately went out to put up more stickers and posters, because the longer time you wait doing more stuff after having been arrested, the more hesitant you’ll become. I’ve been arrested nine times, but in the year 2000 was when I was most afraid of the consequences. That night was really intense. I had wanted to get my poster up there on the building for five years, and I succeeded, but got arrested.
Highs and lows. Big accomplishment, and then… a lot of fear.
www.obeygiant.com
In 1996 I got arrested in New York by the Vandal Squad for putting up one of my posters on the street. They are very strict about this sort of thing in New York. They won’t let you go with a fine but send you directly to jail for an indefinite period of time. You are not permitted to leave your cell on bail but have to wait in prison until you are going to court. I’m a diabetic, but I was refused to take my medication so I became very sick. I went to the hospital, and that was one of the times I really feared for my life. But I got out alive, and I was ok, and I continued doing my thing.
In the year 2000 I went on a short trip to New York to put up posters. During the time of my visit I managed to do a lot of really big pieces and needed to do only one last piece before going back to San Diego where I was living at the time.
Have you been to New York? Do you know the huge DKNY-ad on the corner of Houston and Broadway? The billboard is probably the best spot for advertising in the city. Right above it there is a big piece of empty wall where I had wanted to hang a poster for a long time.
I’m with my cousin at the time and a friend from San Diego. Carrying a broom and a stick and a bucket with wheat-paste we manage to get past the guards in the DKNY-building and get up on the roof.
On the poster we’re carrying is a black and white close-up of the face of Andre the Giant, framed by a thick triangular border. The poster measures 2 X 3 meters, but is divided in two halves.
As I’m leaning over the edge of the building, struggling to paste the first half of the poster on the wall, my cousin realizes that by mistake we have brought the same two halves of the poster. He roles up the half that he’s ready to give me, puts it back into my bag, and runs down to the car to get the second and right half of the poster. He returns, we finish our job and then cross the street to see the result of our work.
Standing on the corner of Houston and Broadway with a beer in our hands, congratulating each other for our achievement, each of us put up a Giant-sticker on a lamppost.
The next thing I know is that three undercover cops pull out their batches. It takes a second before I realize that one of the officers is the same guy who arrested me back in 1996. He doesn’t recognize me but remembers the Giant-stickers from back then. The man searches my bag, finds the 300 stickers I’m carrying, but fails to examine the rolled-up poster sticking out of the bag.
The officer puts the three of us in handcuffs, hands behind our backs, and throws us as well as the bag in the back of the police car.
While my cousin, my friend and me are sitting in the car, the officer remains standing outside. Suddenly he says, “Shepard, I bet you have no idea of what I’m looking at right now”? I say, “Ahh, what are you looking at”, but of course I know. He opens the door, pulls me out of the car, shoves me hard against the side of the car and points at the huge Giant-poster on the façade above the DKNY-ad on the other side of the street. He says, “I guess you have NO idea of how that got up there”? I say, “No, I have no idea of how it got up there. I just ordered some stickers on the internet, I don’t know how anyone would manage to get it up there. Don’t you think it’s a legal sign? Don’t these guys have a clothing line or something? They probably have an office where the poster is”. And he says, “I cannot be sure, but I suspect there is a connection between your stickers and the poster up there”.
The officer doesn’t know that I’m Obey and the guy he is looking for, and starts telling me about my own project. He says, “Yeah, the Giant-project started on Rhode Island in 1989, and the guy has got his own web page, and he sends stuff to people everywhere”. He asks, “Why do you support this guy when you could get a broad drunk in a bar and take her home with you”? The officer brags about how he had caught the man behind the project in ‘96. “The Andre-guy, yeah, I nailed’em. He had stickers, posters, stencils, spray-glue, I nailed’em”.
With these words the officer throws me back in the car and locks the door. The window on my right side is open because it’s hot. His belly is just in front of my face. I know that as soon as we reach the station, he and his colleagues will take a closer look at the content of my bag, and, when they find the poster, realize that I’m the guy behind the project. Terrified by the prospect I lean down towards the bag lying on the seat next to me, grab the poster with my teeth, let it fall on the floor between my knees and SHOVE it under the front seat - without having the guy seeing or hearing me.
The officers can’t have found the poster in their car because we were released two or three days later. When I was released I immediately went out to put up more stickers and posters, because the longer time you wait doing more stuff after having been arrested, the more hesitant you’ll become. I’ve been arrested nine times, but in the year 2000 was when I was most afraid of the consequences. That night was really intense. I had wanted to get my poster up there on the building for five years, and I succeeded, but got arrested.
Highs and lows. Big accomplishment, and then… a lot of fear.
www.obeygiant.com
In 1996 I got arrested in New York by the Vandal Squad for putting up one of my posters on the street. They are very strict about this sort of thing in New York. They won’t let you go with a fine but send you directly to jail for an indefinite period of time. You are not permitted to leave your cell on bail but have to wait in prison until you are going to court. I’m a diabetic, but I was refused to take my medication so I became very sick. I went to the hospital, and that was one of the times I really feared for my life. But I got out alive, and I was ok, and I continued doing my thing.
In the year 2000 I went on a short trip to New York to put up posters. During the time of my visit I managed to do a lot of really big pieces and needed to do only one last piece before going back to San Diego where I was living at the time.
Have you been to New York? Do you know the huge DKNY-ad on the corner of Houston and Broadway? The billboard is probably the best spot for advertising in the city. Right above it there is a big piece of empty wall where I had wanted to hang a poster for a long time.
I’m with my cousin at the time and a friend from San Diego. Carrying a broom and a stick and a bucket with wheat-paste we manage to get past the guards in the DKNY-building and get up on the roof.
On the poster we’re carrying is a black and white close-up of the face of Andre the Giant, framed by a thick triangular border. The poster measures 2 X 3 meters, but is divided in two halves.
As I’m leaning over the edge of the building, struggling to paste the first half of the poster on the wall, my cousin realizes that by mistake we have brought the same two halves of the poster. He roles up the half that he’s ready to give me, puts it back into my bag, and runs down to the car to get the second and right half of the poster. He returns, we finish our job and then cross the street to see the result of our work.
Standing on the corner of Houston and Broadway with a beer in our hands, congratulating each other for our achievement, each of us put up a Giant-sticker on a lamppost.
The next thing I know is that three undercover cops pull out their batches. It takes a second before I realize that one of the officers is the same guy who arrested me back in 1996. He doesn’t recognize me but remembers the Giant-stickers from back then. The man searches my bag, finds the 300 stickers I’m carrying, but fails to examine the rolled-up poster sticking out of the bag.
The officer puts the three of us in handcuffs, hands behind our backs, and throws us as well as the bag in the back of the police car.
While my cousin, my friend and me are sitting in the car, the officer remains standing outside. Suddenly he says, “Shepard, I bet you have no idea of what I’m looking at right now”? I say, “Ahh, what are you looking at”, but of course I know. He opens the door, pulls me out of the car, shoves me hard against the side of the car and points at the huge Giant-poster on the façade above the DKNY-ad on the other side of the street. He says, “I guess you have NO idea of how that got up there”? I say, “No, I have no idea of how it got up there. I just ordered some stickers on the internet, I don’t know how anyone would manage to get it up there. Don’t you think it’s a legal sign? Don’t these guys have a clothing line or something? They probably have an office where the poster is”. And he says, “I cannot be sure, but I suspect there is a connection between your stickers and the poster up there”.
The officer doesn’t know that I’m Obey and the guy he is looking for, and starts telling me about my own project. He says, “Yeah, the Giant-project started on Rhode Island in 1989, and the guy has got his own web page, and he sends stuff to people everywhere”. He asks, “Why do you support this guy when you could get a broad drunk in a bar and take her home with you”? The officer brags about how he had caught the man behind the project in ‘96. “The Andre-guy, yeah, I nailed’em. He had stickers, posters, stencils, spray-glue, I nailed’em”.
With these words the officer throws me back in the car and locks the door. The window on my right side is open because it’s hot. His belly is just in front of my face. I know that as soon as we reach the station, he and his colleagues will take a closer look at the content of my bag, and, when they find the poster, realize that I’m the guy behind the project. Terrified by the prospect I lean down towards the bag lying on the seat next to me, grab the poster with my teeth, let it fall on the floor between my knees and SHOVE it under the front seat - without having the guy seeing or hearing me.
The officers can’t have found the poster in their car because we were released two or three days later. When I was released I immediately went out to put up more stickers and posters, because the longer time you wait doing more stuff after having been arrested, the more hesitant you’ll become. I’ve been arrested nine times, but in the year 2000 was when I was most afraid of the consequences. That night was really intense. I had wanted to get my poster up there on the building for five years, and I succeeded, but got arrested.
Highs and lows. Big accomplishment, and then… a lot of fear.
www.obeygiant.com
In 1996 I got arrested in New York by the Vandal Squad for putting up one of my posters on the street. They are very strict about this sort of thing in New York. They won’t let you go with a fine but send you directly to jail for an indefinite period of time. You are not permitted to leave your cell on bail but have to wait in prison until you are going to court. I’m a diabetic, but I was refused to take my medication so I became very sick. I went to the hospital, and that was one of the times I really feared for my life. But I got out alive, and I was ok, and I continued doing my thing.
In the year 2000 I went on a short trip to New York to put up posters. During the time of my visit I managed to do a lot of really big pieces and needed to do only one last piece before going back to San Diego where I was living at the time.
Have you been to New York? Do you know the huge DKNY-ad on the corner of Houston and Broadway? The billboard is probably the best spot for advertising in the city. Right above it there is a big piece of empty wall where I had wanted to hang a poster for a long time.
I’m with my cousin at the time and a friend from San Diego. Carrying a broom and a stick and a bucket with wheat-paste we manage to get past the guards in the DKNY-building and get up on the roof.
On the poster we’re carrying is a black and white close-up of the face of Andre the Giant, framed by a thick triangular border. The poster measures 2 X 3 meters, but is divided in two halves.
As I’m leaning over the edge of the building, struggling to paste the first half of the poster on the wall, my cousin realizes that by mistake we have brought the same two halves of the poster. He roles up the half that he’s ready to give me, puts it back into my bag, and runs down to the car to get the second and right half of the poster. He returns, we finish our job and then cross the street to see the result of our work.
Standing on the corner of Houston and Broadway with a beer in our hands, congratulating each other for our achievement, each of us put up a Giant-sticker on a lamppost.
The next thing I know is that three undercover cops pull out their batches. It takes a second before I realize that one of the officers is the same guy who arrested me back in 1996. He doesn’t recognize me but remembers the Giant-stickers from back then. The man searches my bag, finds the 300 stickers I’m carrying, but fails to examine the rolled-up poster sticking out of the bag.
The officer puts the three of us in handcuffs, hands behind our backs, and throws us as well as the bag in the back of the police car.
While my cousin, my friend and me are sitting in the car, the officer remains standing outside. Suddenly he says, “Shepard, I bet you have no idea of what I’m looking at right now”? I say, “Ahh, what are you looking at”, but of course I know. He opens the door, pulls me out of the car, shoves me hard against the side of the car and points at the huge Giant-poster on the façade above the DKNY-ad on the other side of the street. He says, “I guess you have NO idea of how that got up there”? I say, “No, I have no idea of how it got up there. I just ordered some stickers on the internet, I don’t know how anyone would manage to get it up there. Don’t you think it’s a legal sign? Don’t these guys have a clothing line or something? They probably have an office where the poster is”. And he says, “I cannot be sure, but I suspect there is a connection between your stickers and the poster up there”.
The officer doesn’t know that I’m Obey and the guy he is looking for, and starts telling me about my own project. He says, “Yeah, the Giant-project started on Rhode Island in 1989, and the guy has got his own web page, and he sends stuff to people everywhere”. He asks, “Why do you support this guy when you could get a broad drunk in a bar and take her home with you”? The officer brags about how he had caught the man behind the project in ‘96. “The Andre-guy, yeah, I nailed’em. He had stickers, posters, stencils, spray-glue, I nailed’em”.
With these words the officer throws me back in the car and locks the door. The window on my right side is open because it’s hot. His belly is just in front of my face. I know that as soon as we reach the station, he and his colleagues will take a closer look at the content of my bag, and, when they find the poster, realize that I’m the guy behind the project. Terrified by the prospect I lean down towards the bag lying on the seat next to me, grab the poster with my teeth, let it fall on the floor between my knees and SHOVE it under the front seat - without having the guy seeing or hearing me.
The officers can’t have found the poster in their car because we were released two or three days later. When I was released I immediately went out to put up more stickers and posters, because the longer time you wait doing more stuff after having been arrested, the more hesitant you’ll become. I’ve been arrested nine times, but in the year 2000 was when I was most afraid of the consequences. That night was really intense. I had wanted to get my poster up there on the building for five years, and I succeeded, but got arrested.
Highs and lows. Big accomplishment, and then… a lot of fear.
www.obeygiant.com
WK Interact is 36-years old. At the age of 22 he moved from France to New York to prove his talents as a painter. Since then he has made his mark on the city in the form of a number of expressive, black and white cartoon-like wall paintings of people jumping, fighting, screaming and having sex. WK Interact lives for his characters. Here he recounts how one day they
almost killed him.
At the age of 22 I traveled to New York from France. I couldn’t speak English back then, and knew no one in the city. I didn’t have a place to stay, I had no money, no green card, I was completely alone. I didn’t eat properly, didn’t sleep properly and received help from no one. But I knew what I was doing, and I never complained.
I had come to New York to paint
The city made a huge impact on me. I became fascinated by its unpredictability, its violence, its noise. In spite of the fact I was having a hard time, the city inspired me like no other city had ever inspired me, and I promised myself to give back to the city what it was giving me.
In the nighttime I started to express my fascination for the craziness of the city on walls and façades in the form of paintings of bank robbers, shootouts, people fighting, screaming, moving. But because what I was doing was illegal I was prevented from spending as much time on each painting as I wanted to.
One day I was walking past a parking lot on the corner of Prince Street and LaFayette on Lower Manhattan. The L-shape of the wall on the parking lot fascinated me. The wall was six meters high and 40 meters long and was a perfect backdrop for a huge wall painting.
I rushed home, made a quick drawing, returned and got hold of the owner of the parking lot and showed it to him. I said, “I want to paint your entire wall. It won’t cost you anything. In return you’ll let me paint this drawing
on the wall”.
The man was a grumpy, old Italian-American emigrant. He looked at the sketch, then at his watch, saying: “Today is Friday. If you can coat the wall twice before Monday morning, I’ll let you make your wall painting. Otherwise the answer is no”.
Suddenly I was in a hurry. I had no scaffolding, I had no ladder, I had no money to buy paint for. But as it sometimes happens when you’re pressed, you make decisions that under other circumstances you would never
have made.
A couple of months earlier I had been working in a paint shop on 75th street for six dollars an hour. Having this one thought in my head that I had to be finished two days later, I went to see my boss on the pretence that I had come to pick
up a couple of shoes.
In the backyard behind the shop I found a bucket containing seven liters of white paint. I managed to get the bucket out on the street without him noticing me.
From then on I worked 56 hours non-stop. I didn’t sleep, I ate only little because I had no money to eat for, and didn’t go home at any point to change or take a shower. For 56 hours I ignored the physical exhaustion and the painful feeling of hunger I experienced while working to meet the man’s deadline.
Before long I ran out of paint. But I was lucky. Incredibly lucky. The man who owned the building next to the parking lot had seen me working day and night, and finally he came up to me to hear what I was doing. I told him about the agreement I had made with his neighbor.
He said, “I’ll give you the paint you need to finish your job if in return you paint the lower part of the façade of the block I live in”. I promised him.
When the Italian-American man showed up at work Monday morning and saw that his once so dirty wall was now shining white he turned silent. I myself could hardly stand on my feet.
www.wkinteract.com
At the age of 22 I traveled to New York from France. I couldn’t speak English back then, and knew no one in the city. I didn’t have a place to stay, I had no money, no green card, I was completely alone. I didn’t eat properly, didn’t sleep properly and received help from no one. But I knew what I was doing, and I never complained.
I had come to New York to paint
The city made a huge impact on me. I became fascinated by its unpredictability, its violence, its noise. In spite of the fact I was having a hard time, the city inspired me like no other city had ever inspired me, and I promised myself to give back to the city what it was giving me.
In the nighttime I started to express my fascination for the craziness of the city on walls and façades in the form of paintings of bank robbers, shootouts, people fighting, screaming, moving. But because what I was doing was illegal I was prevented from spending as much time on each painting as I wanted to.
One day I was walking past a parking lot on the corner of Prince Street and LaFayette on Lower Manhattan. The L-shape of the wall on the parking lot fascinated me. The wall was six meters high and 40 meters long and was a perfect backdrop for a huge wall painting.
I rushed home, made a quick drawing, returned and got hold of the owner of the parking lot and showed it to him. I said, “I want to paint your entire wall. It won’t cost you anything. In return you’ll let me paint this drawing
on the wall”.
The man was a grumpy, old Italian-American emigrant. He looked at the sketch, then at his watch, saying: “Today is Friday. If you can coat the wall twice before Monday morning, I’ll let you make your wall painting. Otherwise the answer is no”.
Suddenly I was in a hurry. I had no scaffolding, I had no ladder, I had no money to buy paint for. But as it sometimes happens when you’re pressed, you make decisions that under other circumstances you would never
have made.
A couple of months earlier I had been working in a paint shop on 75th street for six dollars an hour. Having this one thought in my head that I had to be finished two days later, I went to see my boss on the pretence that I had come to pick
up a couple of shoes.
In the backyard behind the shop I found a bucket containing seven liters of white paint. I managed to get the bucket out on the street without him noticing me.
From then on I worked 56 hours non-stop. I didn’t sleep, I ate only little because I had no money to eat for, and didn’t go home at any point to change or take a shower. For 56 hours I ignored the physical exhaustion and the painful feeling of hunger I experienced while working to meet the man’s deadline.
Before long I ran out of paint. But I was lucky. Incredibly lucky. The man who owned the building next to the parking lot had seen me working day and night, and finally he came up to me to hear what I was doing. I told him about the agreement I had made with his neighbor.
He said, “I’ll give you the paint you need to finish your job if in return you paint the lower part of the façade of the block I live in”. I promised him.
When the Italian-American man showed up at work Monday morning and saw that his once so dirty wall was now shining white he turned silent. I myself could hardly stand on my feet.
www.wkinteract.com
At the age of 22 I traveled to New York from France. I couldn’t speak English back then, and knew no one in the city. I didn’t have a place to stay, I had no money, no green card, I was completely alone. I didn’t eat properly, didn’t sleep properly and received help from no one. But I knew what I was doing, and I never complained.
I had come to New York to paint
The city made a huge impact on me. I became fascinated by its unpredictability, its violence, its noise. In spite of the fact I was having a hard time, the city inspired me like no other city had ever inspired me, and I promised myself to give back to the city what it was giving me.
In the nighttime I started to express my fascination for the craziness of the city on walls and façades in the form of paintings of bank robbers, shootouts, people fighting, screaming, moving. But because what I was doing was illegal I was prevented from spending as much time on each painting as I wanted to.
One day I was walking past a parking lot on the corner of Prince Street and LaFayette on Lower Manhattan. The L-shape of the wall on the parking lot fascinated me. The wall was six meters high and 40 meters long and was a perfect backdrop for a huge wall painting.
I rushed home, made a quick drawing, returned and got hold of the owner of the parking lot and showed it to him. I said, “I want to paint your entire wall. It won’t cost you anything. In return you’ll let me paint this drawing
on the wall”.
The man was a grumpy, old Italian-American emigrant. He looked at the sketch, then at his watch, saying: “Today is Friday. If you can coat the wall twice before Monday morning, I’ll let you make your wall painting. Otherwise the answer is no”.
Suddenly I was in a hurry. I had no scaffolding, I had no ladder, I had no money to buy paint for. But as it sometimes happens when you’re pressed, you make decisions that under other circumstances you would never
have made.
A couple of months earlier I had been working in a paint shop on 75th street for six dollars an hour. Having this one thought in my head that I had to be finished two days later, I went to see my boss on the pretence that I had come to pick
up a couple of shoes.
In the backyard behind the shop I found a bucket containing seven liters of white paint. I managed to get the bucket out on the street without him noticing me.
From then on I worked 56 hours non-stop. I didn’t sleep, I ate only little because I had no money to eat for, and didn’t go home at any point to change or take a shower. For 56 hours I ignored the physical exhaustion and the painful feeling of hunger I experienced while working to meet the man’s deadline.
Before long I ran out of paint. But I was lucky. Incredibly lucky. The man who owned the building next to the parking lot had seen me working day and night, and finally he came up to me to hear what I was doing. I told him about the agreement I had made with his neighbor.
He said, “I’ll give you the paint you need to finish your job if in return you paint the lower part of the façade of the block I live in”. I promised him.
When the Italian-American man showed up at work Monday morning and saw that his once so dirty wall was now shining white he turned silent. I myself could hardly stand on my feet.
www.wkinteract.com
At the age of 22 I traveled to New York from France. I couldn’t speak English back then, and knew no one in the city. I didn’t have a place to stay, I had no money, no green card, I was completely alone. I didn’t eat properly, didn’t sleep properly and received help from no one. But I knew what I was doing, and I never complained.
I had come to New York to paint
The city made a huge impact on me. I became fascinated by its unpredictability, its violence, its noise. In spite of the fact I was having a hard time, the city inspired me like no other city had ever inspired me, and I promised myself to give back to the city what it was giving me.
In the nighttime I started to express my fascination for the craziness of the city on walls and façades in the form of paintings of bank robbers, shootouts, people fighting, screaming, moving. But because what I was doing was illegal I was prevented from spending as much time on each painting as I wanted to.
One day I was walking past a parking lot on the corner of Prince Street and LaFayette on Lower Manhattan. The L-shape of the wall on the parking lot fascinated me. The wall was six meters high and 40 meters long and was a perfect backdrop for a huge wall painting.
I rushed home, made a quick drawing, returned and got hold of the owner of the parking lot and showed it to him. I said, “I want to paint your entire wall. It won’t cost you anything. In return you’ll let me paint this drawing
on the wall”.
The man was a grumpy, old Italian-American emigrant. He looked at the sketch, then at his watch, saying: “Today is Friday. If you can coat the wall twice before Monday morning, I’ll let you make your wall painting. Otherwise the answer is no”.
Suddenly I was in a hurry. I had no scaffolding, I had no ladder, I had no money to buy paint for. But as it sometimes happens when you’re pressed, you make decisions that under other circumstances you would never
have made.
A couple of months earlier I had been working in a paint shop on 75th street for six dollars an hour. Having this one thought in my head that I had to be finished two days later, I went to see my boss on the pretence that I had come to pick
up a couple of shoes.
In the backyard behind the shop I found a bucket containing seven liters of white paint. I managed to get the bucket out on the street without him noticing me.
From then on I worked 56 hours non-stop. I didn’t sleep, I ate only little because I had no money to eat for, and didn’t go home at any point to change or take a shower. For 56 hours I ignored the physical exhaustion and the painful feeling of hunger I experienced while working to meet the man’s deadline.
Before long I ran out of paint. But I was lucky. Incredibly lucky. The man who owned the building next to the parking lot had seen me working day and night, and finally he came up to me to hear what I was doing. I told him about the agreement I had made with his neighbor.
He said, “I’ll give you the paint you need to finish your job if in return you paint the lower part of the façade of the block I live in”. I promised him.
When the Italian-American man showed up at work Monday morning and saw that his once so dirty wall was now shining white he turned silent. I myself could hardly stand on my feet.
www.wkinteract.com
At the age of 22 I traveled to New York from France. I couldn’t speak English back then, and knew no one in the city. I didn’t have a place to stay, I had no money, no green card, I was completely alone. I didn’t eat properly, didn’t sleep properly and received help from no one. But I knew what I was doing, and I never complained.
I had come to New York to paint
The city made a huge impact on me. I became fascinated by its unpredictability, its violence, its noise. In spite of the fact I was having a hard time, the city inspired me like no other city had ever inspired me, and I promised myself to give back to the city what it was giving me.
In the nighttime I started to express my fascination for the craziness of the city on walls and façades in the form of paintings of bank robbers, shootouts, people fighting, screaming, moving. But because what I was doing was illegal I was prevented from spending as much time on each painting as I wanted to.
One day I was walking past a parking lot on the corner of Prince Street and LaFayette on Lower Manhattan. The L-shape of the wall on the parking lot fascinated me. The wall was six meters high and 40 meters long and was a perfect backdrop for a huge wall painting.
I rushed home, made a quick drawing, returned and got hold of the owner of the parking lot and showed it to him. I said, “I want to paint your entire wall. It won’t cost you anything. In return you’ll let me paint this drawing
on the wall”.
The man was a grumpy, old Italian-American emigrant. He looked at the sketch, then at his watch, saying: “Today is Friday. If you can coat the wall twice before Monday morning, I’ll let you make your wall painting. Otherwise the answer is no”.
Suddenly I was in a hurry. I had no scaffolding, I had no ladder, I had no money to buy paint for. But as it sometimes happens when you’re pressed, you make decisions that under other circumstances you would never
have made.
A couple of months earlier I had been working in a paint shop on 75th street for six dollars an hour. Having this one thought in my head that I had to be finished two days later, I went to see my boss on the pretence that I had come to pick
up a couple of shoes.
In the backyard behind the shop I found a bucket containing seven liters of white paint. I managed to get the bucket out on the street without him noticing me.
From then on I worked 56 hours non-stop. I didn’t sleep, I ate only little because I had no money to eat for, and didn’t go home at any point to change or take a shower. For 56 hours I ignored the physical exhaustion and the painful feeling of hunger I experienced while working to meet the man’s deadline.
Before long I ran out of paint. But I was lucky. Incredibly lucky. The man who owned the building next to the parking lot had seen me working day and night, and finally he came up to me to hear what I was doing. I told him about the agreement I had made with his neighbor.
He said, “I’ll give you the paint you need to finish your job if in return you paint the lower part of the façade of the block I live in”. I promised him.
When the Italian-American man showed up at work Monday morning and saw that his once so dirty wall was now shining white he turned silent. I myself could hardly stand on my feet.
www.wkinteract.com
HuskMitNavn (RememberMyName) is the name of a 30-year old artist from Copenhagen whose name you may want to make sure not to forget as soon as you’ve seen his work. Here he talks about what happened the first time he tried to put up a poster.
I’m suffering from this thing, like - when I’m doing something, I want to be the best at it. And I become furious if I can’t be. I used to play basketball for many years, and my goal was to play in the NBA. But I was really not a good player, just average, and this fact made me so angry, that in the end I had to stop playing.
At one point I realized that I would have to start doing something that no one else was doing. This way I would relieve myself of the pressure I was feeling, because then I could say: OK, I am the best at this - because no one else is doing it.
That’s the reason I decided to start making posters and put them up around the city of Copenhagen.
As soon as I had decided to make the posters, I spent a week preparing myself. I planned how the posters should look, where in the city I would hang them, and what equipment I would need in order to put them up.
I don’t remember what I was thinking while I was drawing the posters, but probably it was something along the lines of, “OK – these posters… They’ll definitely knock the city over.
This is quite extremely brilliant, this is”.
So when I was ready – it was an afternoon around Christmas 2001 – I filled a small jam jar with homemade wallpaper paste, put the jar and a small brush in a long, narrow plastic bag and cycled to Valby Station to put up my first poster. During the ride the jam jar in the bag overflowed, and I just remember I was standing with this plastic bag in my hand in front of a metal pole at a super-marked in Valby, thinking, “OK, how do I put the paste on – do I put it like… on the front of the poster or on the back, or…”? And I dipped the way too small brush in the jam jar, and after doing this once the inside of the bag was completely greased, and my entire arm was covered in slime, and there was paste on my shirt, and I just remember I was standing there saying to myself,
“You know what. This doesn’t look cool. At all”.
Half an hour or so had passed, and I had wallpaper paste all over me, and there was hardly any paste on the posters. Of course the shit fell to the ground in no time.
www.huskmitnavn.dk
I’m suffering from this thing, like - when I’m doing something, I want to be the best at it. And I become furious if I can’t be. I used to play basketball for many years, and my goal was to play in the NBA. But I was really not a good player, just average, and this fact made me so angry, that in the end I had to stop playing.
At one point I realized that I would have to start doing something that no one else was doing. This way I would relieve myself of the pressure I was feeling, because then I could say: OK, I am the best at this - because no one else is doing it.
That’s the reason I decided to start making posters and put them up around the city of Copenhagen.
As soon as I had decided to make the posters, I spent a week preparing myself. I planned how the posters should look, where in the city I would hang them, and what equipment I would need in order to put them up.
I don’t remember what I was thinking while I was drawing the posters, but probably it was something along the lines of, “OK – these posters… They’ll definitely knock the city over.
This is quite extremely brilliant, this is”.
So when I was ready – it was an afternoon around Christmas 2001 – I filled a small jam jar with homemade wallpaper paste, put the jar and a small brush in a long, narrow plastic bag and cycled to Valby Station to put up my first poster. During the ride the jam jar in the bag overflowed, and I just remember I was standing with this plastic bag in my hand in front of a metal pole at a super-marked in Valby, thinking, “OK, how do I put the paste on – do I put it like… on the front of the poster or on the back, or…”? And I dipped the way too small brush in the jam jar, and after doing this once the inside of the bag was completely greased, and my entire arm was covered in slime, and there was paste on my shirt, and I just remember I was standing there saying to myself,
“You know what. This doesn’t look cool. At all”.
Half an hour or so had passed, and I had wallpaper paste all over me, and there was hardly any paste on the posters. Of course the shit fell to the ground in no time.
www.huskmitnavn.dk
I’m suffering from this thing, like - when I’m doing something, I want to be the best at it. And I become furious if I can’t be. I used to play basketball for many years, and my goal was to play in the NBA. But I was really not a good player, just average, and this fact made me so angry, that in the end I had to stop playing.
At one point I realized that I would have to start doing something that no one else was doing. This way I would relieve myself of the pressure I was feeling, because then I could say: OK, I am the best at this - because no one else is doing it.
That’s the reason I decided to start making posters and put them up around the city of Copenhagen.
As soon as I had decided to make the posters, I spent a week preparing myself. I planned how the posters should look, where in the city I would hang them, and what equipment I would need in order to put them up.
I don’t remember what I was thinking while I was drawing the posters, but probably it was something along the lines of, “OK – these posters… They’ll definitely knock the city over.
This is quite extremely brilliant, this is”.
So when I was ready – it was an afternoon around Christmas 2001 – I filled a small jam jar with homemade wallpaper paste, put the jar and a small brush in a long, narrow plastic bag and cycled to Valby Station to put up my first poster. During the ride the jam jar in the bag overflowed, and I just remember I was standing with this plastic bag in my hand in front of a metal pole at a super-marked in Valby, thinking, “OK, how do I put the paste on – do I put it like… on the front of the poster or on the back, or…”? And I dipped the way too small brush in the jam jar, and after doing this once the inside of the bag was completely greased, and my entire arm was covered in slime, and there was paste on my shirt, and I just remember I was standing there saying to myself,
“You know what. This doesn’t look cool. At all”.
Half an hour or so had passed, and I had wallpaper paste all over me, and there was hardly any paste on the posters. Of course the shit fell to the ground in no time.
www.huskmitnavn.dk
‘Multi’ means many in Latin. Lokiss calls himself a real multi media artist, because he uses many kinds of media to express artistically his stark/dark visions. Lokiss is 38 years old and comes from Paris where he started doing graffiti at the age of 15. Here he recounts an unpleasant rendez-vous with the
guards in the Paris metro.
The same day I received my student certificate from high school three street-taggers called me to say they had got hold of the keys to all the doors in a metro station in the centre of Paris. They would go there to tag when the station closed,
and asked me if I wanted to join them.
We went to the station the same evening, and it actually turned out that one of the keys fit the lock in the gate separating the station from the street.
We didn’t spend much time tagging before we realized that one of the keys also fit the door to the office where the staff sells tickets.
I unlocked the door to the office, immediately put on a staff
uniform and was standing in front of the mirror in the toilet, singing, when one of the boys made us
aware of a strange noise.
I didn’t have time to pull off the uniform but instinctively raced out of the office in pursuit of the boys who had started to run toward the exit at the other end of the station.
It turned out that the sound my friend had heard had come from the metro guards who had reacted to the silent alarm I
had set off when opening the door to the office.
What happened then was like watching a movie. We banged against the wrought-iron gate at the station’s other exit, fumbled with the keys and found them, but realized that none of the keys fit the gate. We were trapped in a dead-end corridor and could do nothing but wait.
There were four metro guards in all, three men and a fat, white woman. One of the three men stepped out of the group and shouted me in the face, “Well – so this is your TROPHY”? while pointing at the cap I was still wearing.
The cap hit the floor, and I felt his hand in my hair and the pain when he banged my head against the iron-gate behind me. Then he grabbed his gun from the holster and knocked the barrel against my head. BAM. I collapsed on the floor – only halfway conscious of the blood gushing over my face and the urine I couldn’t hold back. Ha-ha-ha – ha-ha-ha. The female guard started to laugh this
nervous, psychopathically monotone laughter as the officer who had knocked me to the ground stepped over to my friend and started to hit him in the face to make
him say where he had got the keys.
A bit later he stopped hitting my friend. Perhaps he had become afraid. No matter what he started to threaten us with the consequences we would face if we told the authorities what he and his colleagues had done. One side of my face was covered in blood, and my pants were soaked in piss. Still, the officer wanted me to say I had fallen.
Two days later we were told that no charges would be pushed against us.
www.zonelimite.com
The same day I received my student certificate from high school three street-taggers called me to say they had got hold of the keys to all the doors in a metro station in the centre of Paris. They would go there to tag when the station closed,
and asked me if I wanted to join them.
We went to the station the same evening, and it actually turned out that one of the keys fit the lock in the gate separating the station from the street.
We didn’t spend much time tagging before we realized that one of the keys also fit the door to the office where the staff sells tickets.
I unlocked the door to the office, immediately put on a staff
uniform and was standing in front of the mirror in the toilet, singing, when one of the boys made us
aware of a strange noise.
I didn’t have time to pull off the uniform but instinctively raced out of the office in pursuit of the boys who had started to run toward the exit at the other end of the station.
It turned out that the sound my friend had heard had come from the metro guards who had reacted to the silent alarm I
had set off when opening the door to the office.
What happened then was like watching a movie. We banged against the wrought-iron gate at the station’s other exit, fumbled with the keys and found them, but realized that none of the keys fit the gate. We were trapped in a dead-end corridor and could do nothing but wait.
There were four metro guards in all, three men and a fat, white woman. One of the three men stepped out of the group and shouted me in the face, “Well – so this is your TROPHY”? while pointing at the cap I was still wearing.
The cap hit the floor, and I felt his hand in my hair and the pain when he banged my head against the iron-gate behind me. Then he grabbed his gun from the holster and knocked the barrel against my head. BAM. I collapsed on the floor – only halfway conscious of the blood gushing over my face and the urine I couldn’t hold back. Ha-ha-ha – ha-ha-ha. The female guard started to laugh this
nervous, psychopathically monotone laughter as the officer who had knocked me to the ground stepped over to my friend and started to hit him in the face to make
him say where he had got the keys.
A bit later he stopped hitting my friend. Perhaps he had become afraid. No matter what he started to threaten us with the consequences we would face if we told the authorities what he and his colleagues had done. One side of my face was covered in blood, and my pants were soaked in piss. Still, the officer wanted me to say I had fallen.
Two days later we were told that no charges would be pushed against us.
www.zonelimite.com
The same day I received my student certificate from high school three street-taggers called me to say they had got hold of the keys to all the doors in a metro station in the centre of Paris. They would go there to tag when the station closed,
and asked me if I wanted to join them.
We went to the station the same evening, and it actually turned out that one of the keys fit the lock in the gate separating the station from the street.
We didn’t spend much time tagging before we realized that one of the keys also fit the door to the office where the staff sells tickets.
I unlocked the door to the office, immediately put on a staff
uniform and was standing in front of the mirror in the toilet, singing, when one of the boys made us
aware of a strange noise.
I didn’t have time to pull off the uniform but instinctively raced out of the office in pursuit of the boys who had started to run toward the exit at the other end of the station.
It turned out that the sound my friend had heard had come from the metro guards who had reacted to the silent alarm I
had set off when opening the door to the office.
What happened then was like watching a movie. We banged against the wrought-iron gate at the station’s other exit, fumbled with the keys and found them, but realized that none of the keys fit the gate. We were trapped in a dead-end corridor and could do nothing but wait.
There were four metro guards in all, three men and a fat, white woman. One of the three men stepped out of the group and shouted me in the face, “Well – so this is your TROPHY”? while pointing at the cap I was still wearing.
The cap hit the floor, and I felt his hand in my hair and the pain when he banged my head against the iron-gate behind me. Then he grabbed his gun from the holster and knocked the barrel against my head. BAM. I collapsed on the floor – only halfway conscious of the blood gushing over my face and the urine I couldn’t hold back. Ha-ha-ha – ha-ha-ha. The female guard started to laugh this
nervous, psychopathically monotone laughter as the officer who had knocked me to the ground stepped over to my friend and started to hit him in the face to make
him say where he had got the keys.
A bit later he stopped hitting my friend. Perhaps he had become afraid. No matter what he started to threaten us with the consequences we would face if we told the authorities what he and his colleagues had done. One side of my face was covered in blood, and my pants were soaked in piss. Still, the officer wanted me to say I had fallen.
Two days later we were told that no charges would be pushed against us.
www.zonelimite.com
The same day I received my student certificate from high school three street-taggers called me to say they had got hold of the keys to all the doors in a metro station in the centre of Paris. They would go there to tag when the station closed,
and asked me if I wanted to join them.
We went to the station the same evening, and it actually turned out that one of the keys fit the lock in the gate separating the station from the street.
We didn’t spend much time tagging before we realized that one of the keys also fit the door to the office where the staff sells tickets.
I unlocked the door to the office, immediately put on a staff
uniform and was standing in front of the mirror in the toilet, singing, when one of the boys made us
aware of a strange noise.
I didn’t have time to pull off the uniform but instinctively raced out of the office in pursuit of the boys who had started to run toward the exit at the other end of the station.
It turned out that the sound my friend had heard had come from the metro guards who had reacted to the silent alarm I
had set off when opening the door to the office.
What happened then was like watching a movie. We banged against the wrought-iron gate at the station’s other exit, fumbled with the keys and found them, but realized that none of the keys fit the gate. We were trapped in a dead-end corridor and could do nothing but wait.
There were four metro guards in all, three men and a fat, white woman. One of the three men stepped out of the group and shouted me in the face, “Well – so this is your TROPHY”? while pointing at the cap I was still wearing.
The cap hit the floor, and I felt his hand in my hair and the pain when he banged my head against the iron-gate behind me. Then he grabbed his gun from the holster and knocked the barrel against my head. BAM. I collapsed on the floor – only halfway conscious of the blood gushing over my face and the urine I couldn’t hold back. Ha-ha-ha – ha-ha-ha. The female guard started to laugh this
nervous, psychopathically monotone laughter as the officer who had knocked me to the ground stepped over to my friend and started to hit him in the face to make
him say where he had got the keys.
A bit later he stopped hitting my friend. Perhaps he had become afraid. No matter what he started to threaten us with the consequences we would face if we told the authorities what he and his colleagues had done. One side of my face was covered in blood, and my pants were soaked in piss. Still, the officer wanted me to say I had fallen.
Two days later we were told that no charges would be pushed against us.
www.zonelimite.com
Together with a third artist, Patrick McNeil and Aiko Takagawa make up the New York-based art collective Faile. Five years ago Aiko and Patrick got arrested by the police for hanging a Faile-poster on a mailbox in New York. They were sentenced to one day of community service in Tompkins Square Park.
Here is how they remember the day.
AIKO: It was in the Autumn 2001. We woke up at six o’clock in the morning and we really didn’t want to walk to the park. So we took a cab.
PATRICK: We didn’t take a cab, did we?
AIKO: Yes, we did.
PATRICK: Oh yeah, I guess we did. We took a cab to a park in Chinatown, where we had been told to wait for the New York Park & Recreational Crew who was supposed to come and pick us up at seven and drive us to Tompkins Square Park. The truck didn’t show up until eight o’clock.
AIKO: Meanwhile, we were watching all these people doing Tai Chi.
PATRICK: Tai Chi… Yes, that’s right. And you had a cup of coffee. Finally we were picked up by this really shitty truck and taken down to Tompkins Square Park together with a lot of other people who were also doing community service that day.
In the park the recreational crew gave us rakes and brown paper bags and told us to watch out for needles and dead rats, because the park was a bit of a drug-user park.
AIKO: Tompkins Square Park is on the corner of Avenue A and Saint Mark Street. That’s Lower East Side.
PATRICK: There you go! So we raked leaves the whole day, and Aiko and me worked really well together. The lady who was in charge of the whole thing was Spanish – a bit of a junky, maybe 38 years old and all fucked up to look at. She was a dyke, I think. She seemed kind of dyky. But that was ok.
AIKO: She told me I was the first Japanese woman she had ever seen doing community service.
PATRICK: I suppose not a lot of Japanese people are breaking the law in New York.
AIKO: So at twelve o’clock we went over to a diner called Odessa’s that’s right across from the Park. We ordered an ordinary breakfast, coffee and…
PATRICK: … and two eggs. Two eggs, coffee, hash browns, bacon and wheat toast, the dry.
AIKO: But we already had to be back in the park at 12.30, so we said to the waiter, we’re busy, so give us this and that and that…
PATRICK: And give us the check at once.
AIKO: We pay money before we eat.
PATRICK: So we finished our breakfast and made it to the park five minutes too early, and the Spanish woman noticed how well Aiko and me were working together, and when we told her we were a couple and were doing our community service together, she thought it was very sweet. And romantic that we had broken the law together. And she also said…
AIKO: She said, uhh what?
PATRICK: She also said… uhh, she wondered why we had been arrested, and when we told her it was for having put up a poster on a mailbox she laughed and said she thought that was pretty ridiculous. We raked leaves the whole day, filled a shitpile of brown paper bags while looking out for needles, of which we saw a couple, ran into a couple of dead animals and finished at five pm.
AIKO: It sounds so awful when you’re saying it, but it was actually a beautiful day. A lot of people were hanging out and… it sounds so awful!
PATRICK: Yeah, it was a beautiful day in the park. It rained a little but not a lot.
AIKO: It didn’t rain!
PATRICK: It was raining while we were walking home, don’t you remember?
AIKO: We didn’t walk. They drove us.
PATRICK: Yeah, they actually did give us a lift home, didn’t they?
AIKO: Yeah!
PATRICK: They took us home. So we finished around five o’clock, it was a beautiful day in the park… It wasn’t beautiful, it was actually a bit overcast, but it was a beautiful…
AIKO: YEAH!
PATRICK: … Beautiful park. When we came home I got rid of the shoes I had been wearing because they were really dirty, and they were also the shoes I had on when we got arrested for the other shit. So they had a bad karma. What were you wearing that day?
AIKO: Baggy-pants. Sporty sweat-pants and a hooded sweatshirt.
PATRICK: I also think I was wearing a hood, a couple of baggy jeans and my Nike shit-shoes I threw away afterwards.
AIKO: How many brown bags did we fill?
PATRICK: Twenty or thirty. We filled a lot. The park agents said we were very efficient, perhaps the best people they had ever had to work for them. EVER! We were the best. We raked leaves like nobody’s business! And then we signed the papers that confirmed that we had done one day of community service. Is there something you want to add?
AIKO: Mmm… It was fun. I didn’t mind.
PATRICK: That’s it. She didn’t mind. Me neither. Gotta go.
www.faile.net
AIKO: It was in the Autumn 2001. We woke up at six o’clock in the morning and we really didn’t want to walk to the park. So we took a cab.
PATRICK: We didn’t take a cab, did we?
AIKO: Yes, we did.
PATRICK: Oh yeah, I guess we did. We took a cab to a park in Chinatown, where we had been told to wait for the New York Park & Recreational Crew who was supposed to come and pick us up at seven and drive us to Tompkins Square Park. The truck didn’t show up until eight o’clock.
AIKO: Meanwhile, we were watching all these people doing Tai Chi.
PATRICK: Tai Chi… Yes, that’s right. And you had a cup of coffee. Finally we were picked up by this really shitty truck and taken down to Tompkins Square Park together with a lot of other people who were also doing community service that day.
In the park the recreational crew gave us rakes and brown paper bags and told us to watch out for needles and dead rats, because the park was a bit of a drug-user park.
AIKO: Tompkins Square Park is on the corner of Avenue A and Saint Mark Street. That’s Lower East Side.
PATRICK: There you go! So we raked leaves the whole day, and Aiko and me worked really well together. The lady who was in charge of the whole thing was Spanish – a bit of a junky, maybe 38 years old and all fucked up to look at. She was a dyke, I think. She seemed kind of dyky. But that was ok.
AIKO: She told me I was the first Japanese woman she had ever seen doing community service.
PATRICK: I suppose not a lot of Japanese people are breaking the law in New York.
AIKO: So at twelve o’clock we went over to a diner called Odessa’s that’s right across from the Park. We ordered an ordinary breakfast, coffee and…
PATRICK: … and two eggs. Two eggs, coffee, hash browns, bacon and wheat toast, the dry.
AIKO: But we already had to be back in the park at 12.30, so we said to the waiter, we’re busy, so give us this and that and that…
PATRICK: And give us the check at once.
AIKO: We pay money before we eat.
PATRICK: So we finished our breakfast and made it to the park five minutes too early, and the Spanish woman noticed how well Aiko and me were working together, and when we told her we were a couple and were doing our community service together, she thought it was very sweet. And romantic that we had broken the law together. And she also said…
AIKO: She said, uhh what?
PATRICK: She also said… uhh, she wondered why we had been arrested, and when we told her it was for having put up a poster on a mailbox she laughed and said she thought that was pretty ridiculous. We raked leaves the whole day, filled a shitpile of brown paper bags while looking out for needles, of which we saw a couple, ran into a couple of dead animals and finished at five pm.
AIKO: It sounds so awful when you’re saying it, but it was actually a beautiful day. A lot of people were hanging out and… it sounds so awful!
PATRICK: Yeah, it was a beautiful day in the park. It rained a little but not a lot.
AIKO: It didn’t rain!
PATRICK: It was raining while we were walking home, don’t you remember?
AIKO: We didn’t walk. They drove us.
PATRICK: Yeah, they actually did give us a lift home, didn’t they?
AIKO: Yeah!
PATRICK: They took us home. So we finished around five o’clock, it was a beautiful day in the park… It wasn’t beautiful, it was actually a bit overcast, but it was a beautiful…
AIKO: YEAH!
PATRICK: … Beautiful park. When we came home I got rid of the shoes I had been wearing because they were really dirty, and they were also the shoes I had on when we got arrested for the other shit. So they had a bad karma. What were you wearing that day?
AIKO: Baggy-pants. Sporty sweat-pants and a hooded sweatshirt.
PATRICK: I also think I was wearing a hood, a couple of baggy jeans and my Nike shit-shoes I threw away afterwards.
AIKO: How many brown bags did we fill?
PATRICK: Twenty or thirty. We filled a lot. The park agents said we were very efficient, perhaps the best people they had ever had to work for them. EVER! We were the best. We raked leaves like nobody’s business! And then we signed the papers that confirmed that we had done one day of community service. Is there something you want to add?
AIKO: Mmm… It was fun. I didn’t mind.
PATRICK: That’s it. She didn’t mind. Me neither. Gotta go.
www.faile.net
AIKO: It was in the Autumn 2001. We woke up at six o’clock in the morning and we really didn’t want to walk to the park. So we took a cab.
PATRICK: We didn’t take a cab, did we?
AIKO: Yes, we did.
PATRICK: Oh yeah, I guess we did. We took a cab to a park in Chinatown, where we had been told to wait for the New York Park & Recreational Crew who was supposed to come and pick us up at seven and drive us to Tompkins Square Park. The truck didn’t show up until eight o’clock.
AIKO: Meanwhile, we were watching all these people doing Tai Chi.
PATRICK: Tai Chi… Yes, that’s right. And you had a cup of coffee. Finally we were picked up by this really shitty truck and taken down to Tompkins Square Park together with a lot of other people who were also doing community service that day.
In the park the recreational crew gave us rakes and brown paper bags and told us to watch out for needles and dead rats, because the park was a bit of a drug-user park.
AIKO: Tompkins Square Park is on the corner of Avenue A and Saint Mark Street. That’s Lower East Side.
PATRICK: There you go! So we raked leaves the whole day, and Aiko and me worked really well together. The lady who was in charge of the whole thing was Spanish – a bit of a junky, maybe 38 years old and all fucked up to look at. She was a dyke, I think. She seemed kind of dyky. But that was ok.
AIKO: She told me I was the first Japanese woman she had ever seen doing community service.
PATRICK: I suppose not a lot of Japanese people are breaking the law in New York.
AIKO: So at twelve o’clock we went over to a diner called Odessa’s that’s right across from the Park. We ordered an ordinary breakfast, coffee and…
PATRICK: … and two eggs. Two eggs, coffee, hash browns, bacon and wheat toast, the dry.
AIKO: But we already had to be back in the park at 12.30, so we said to the waiter, we’re busy, so give us this and that and that…
PATRICK: And give us the check at once.
AIKO: We pay money before we eat.
PATRICK: So we finished our breakfast and made it to the park five minutes too early, and the Spanish woman noticed how well Aiko and me were working together, and when we told her we were a couple and were doing our community service together, she thought it was very sweet. And romantic that we had broken the law together. And she also said…
AIKO: She said, uhh what?
PATRICK: She also said… uhh, she wondered why we had been arrested, and when we told her it was for having put up a poster on a mailbox she laughed and said she thought that was pretty ridiculous. We raked leaves the whole day, filled a shitpile of brown paper bags while looking out for needles, of which we saw a couple, ran into a couple of dead animals and finished at five pm.
AIKO: It sounds so awful when you’re saying it, but it was actually a beautiful day. A lot of people were hanging out and… it sounds so awful!
PATRICK: Yeah, it was a beautiful day in the park. It rained a little but not a lot.
AIKO: It didn’t rain!
PATRICK: It was raining while we were walking home, don’t you remember?
AIKO: We didn’t walk. They drove us.
PATRICK: Yeah, they actually did give us a lift home, didn’t they?
AIKO: Yeah!
PATRICK: They took us home. So we finished around five o’clock, it was a beautiful day in the park… It wasn’t beautiful, it was actually a bit overcast, but it was a beautiful…
AIKO: YEAH!
PATRICK: … Beautiful park. When we came home I got rid of the shoes I had been wearing because they were really dirty, and they were also the shoes I had on when we got arrested for the other shit. So they had a bad karma. What were you wearing that day?
AIKO: Baggy-pants. Sporty sweat-pants and a hooded sweatshirt.
PATRICK: I also think I was wearing a hood, a couple of baggy jeans and my Nike shit-shoes I threw away afterwards.
AIKO: How many brown bags did we fill?
PATRICK: Twenty or thirty. We filled a lot. The park agents said we were very efficient, perhaps the best people they had ever had to work for them. EVER! We were the best. We raked leaves like nobody’s business! And then we signed the papers that confirmed that we had done one day of community service. Is there something you want to add?
AIKO: Mmm… It was fun. I didn’t mind.
PATRICK: That’s it. She didn’t mind. Me neither. Gotta go.
www.faile.net
AIKO: It was in the Autumn 2001. We woke up at six o’clock in the morning and we really didn’t want to walk to the park. So we took a cab.
PATRICK: We didn’t take a cab, did we?
AIKO: Yes, we did.
PATRICK: Oh yeah, I guess we did. We took a cab to a park in Chinatown, where we had been told to wait for the New York Park & Recreational Crew who was supposed to come and pick us up at seven and drive us to Tompkins Square Park. The truck didn’t show up until eight o’clock.
AIKO: Meanwhile, we were watching all these people doing Tai Chi.
PATRICK: Tai Chi… Yes, that’s right. And you had a cup of coffee. Finally we were picked up by this really shitty truck and taken down to Tompkins Square Park together with a lot of other people who were also doing community service that day.
In the park the recreational crew gave us rakes and brown paper bags and told us to watch out for needles and dead rats, because the park was a bit of a drug-user park.
AIKO: Tompkins Square Park is on the corner of Avenue A and Saint Mark Street. That’s Lower East Side.
PATRICK: There you go! So we raked leaves the whole day, and Aiko and me worked really well together. The lady who was in charge of the whole thing was Spanish – a bit of a junky, maybe 38 years old and all fucked up to look at. She was a dyke, I think. She seemed kind of dyky. But that was ok.
AIKO: She told me I was the first Japanese woman she had ever seen doing community service.
PATRICK: I suppose not a lot of Japanese people are breaking the law in New York.
AIKO: So at twelve o’clock we went over to a diner called Odessa’s that’s right across from the Park. We ordered an ordinary breakfast, coffee and…
PATRICK: … and two eggs. Two eggs, coffee, hash browns, bacon and wheat toast, the dry.
AIKO: But we already had to be back in the park at 12.30, so we said to the waiter, we’re busy, so give us this and that and that…
PATRICK: And give us the check at once.
AIKO: We pay money before we eat.
PATRICK: So we finished our breakfast and made it to the park five minutes too early, and the Spanish woman noticed how well Aiko and me were working together, and when we told her we were a couple and were doing our community service together, she thought it was very sweet. And romantic that we had broken the law together. And she also said…
AIKO: She said, uhh what?
PATRICK: She also said… uhh, she wondered why we had been arrested, and when we told her it was for having put up a poster on a mailbox she laughed and said she thought that was pretty ridiculous. We raked leaves the whole day, filled a shitpile of brown paper bags while looking out for needles, of which we saw a couple, ran into a couple of dead animals and finished at five pm.
AIKO: It sounds so awful when you’re saying it, but it was actually a beautiful day. A lot of people were hanging out and… it sounds so awful!
PATRICK: Yeah, it was a beautiful day in the park. It rained a little but not a lot.
AIKO: It didn’t rain!
PATRICK: It was raining while we were walking home, don’t you remember?
AIKO: We didn’t walk. They drove us.
PATRICK: Yeah, they actually did give us a lift home, didn’t they?
AIKO: Yeah!
PATRICK: They took us home. So we finished around five o’clock, it was a beautiful day in the park… It wasn’t beautiful, it was actually a bit overcast, but it was a beautiful…
AIKO: YEAH!
PATRICK: … Beautiful park. When we came home I got rid of the shoes I had been wearing because they were really dirty, and they were also the shoes I had on when we got arrested for the other shit. So they had a bad karma. What were you wearing that day?
AIKO: Baggy-pants. Sporty sweat-pants and a hooded sweatshirt.
PATRICK: I also think I was wearing a hood, a couple of baggy jeans and my Nike shit-shoes I threw away afterwards.
AIKO: How many brown bags did we fill?
PATRICK: Twenty or thirty. We filled a lot. The park agents said we were very efficient, perhaps the best people they had ever had to work for them. EVER! We were the best. We raked leaves like nobody’s business! And then we signed the papers that confirmed that we had done one day of community service. Is there something you want to add?
AIKO: Mmm… It was fun. I didn’t mind.
PATRICK: That’s it. She didn’t mind. Me neither. Gotta go.
www.faile.net
AIKO: It was in the Autumn 2001. We woke up at six o’clock in the morning and we really didn’t want to walk to the park. So we took a cab.
PATRICK: We didn’t take a cab, did we?
AIKO: Yes, we did.
PATRICK: Oh yeah, I guess we did. We took a cab to a park in Chinatown, where we had been told to wait for the New York Park & Recreational Crew who was supposed to come and pick us up at seven and drive us to Tompkins Square Park. The truck didn’t show up until eight o’clock.
AIKO: Meanwhile, we were watching all these people doing Tai Chi.
PATRICK: Tai Chi… Yes, that’s right. And you had a cup of coffee. Finally we were picked up by this really shitty truck and taken down to Tompkins Square Park together with a lot of other people who were also doing community service that day.
In the park the recreational crew gave us rakes and brown paper bags and told us to watch out for needles and dead rats, because the park was a bit of a drug-user park.
AIKO: Tompkins Square Park is on the corner of Avenue A and Saint Mark Street. That’s Lower East Side.
PATRICK: There you go! So we raked leaves the whole day, and Aiko and me worked really well together. The lady who was in charge of the whole thing was Spanish – a bit of a junky, maybe 38 years old and all fucked up to look at. She was a dyke, I think. She seemed kind of dyky. But that was ok.
AIKO: She told me I was the first Japanese woman she had ever seen doing community service.
PATRICK: I suppose not a lot of Japanese people are breaking the law in New York.
AIKO: So at twelve o’clock we went over to a diner called Odessa’s that’s right across from the Park. We ordered an ordinary breakfast, coffee and…
PATRICK: … and two eggs. Two eggs, coffee, hash browns, bacon and wheat toast, the dry.
AIKO: But we already had to be back in the park at 12.30, so we said to the waiter, we’re busy, so give us this and that and that…
PATRICK: And give us the check at once.
AIKO: We pay money before we eat.
PATRICK: So we finished our breakfast and made it to the park five minutes too early, and the Spanish woman noticed how well Aiko and me were working together, and when we told her we were a couple and were doing our community service together, she thought it was very sweet. And romantic that we had broken the law together. And she also said…
AIKO: She said, uhh what?
PATRICK: She also said… uhh, she wondered why we had been arrested, and when we told her it was for having put up a poster on a mailbox she laughed and said she thought that was pretty ridiculous. We raked leaves the whole day, filled a shitpile of brown paper bags while looking out for needles, of which we saw a couple, ran into a couple of dead animals and finished at five pm.
AIKO: It sounds so awful when you’re saying it, but it was actually a beautiful day. A lot of people were hanging out and… it sounds so awful!
PATRICK: Yeah, it was a beautiful day in the park. It rained a little but not a lot.
AIKO: It didn’t rain!
PATRICK: It was raining while we were walking home, don’t you remember?
AIKO: We didn’t walk. They drove us.
PATRICK: Yeah, they actually did give us a lift home, didn’t they?
AIKO: Yeah!
PATRICK: They took us home. So we finished around five o’clock, it was a beautiful day in the park… It wasn’t beautiful, it was actually a bit overcast, but it was a beautiful…
AIKO: YEAH!
PATRICK: … Beautiful park. When we came home I got rid of the shoes I had been wearing because they were really dirty, and they were also the shoes I had on when we got arrested for the other shit. So they had a bad karma. What were you wearing that day?
AIKO: Baggy-pants. Sporty sweat-pants and a hooded sweatshirt.
PATRICK: I also think I was wearing a hood, a couple of baggy jeans and my Nike shit-shoes I threw away afterwards.
AIKO: How many brown bags did we fill?
PATRICK: Twenty or thirty. We filled a lot. The park agents said we were very efficient, perhaps the best people they had ever had to work for them. EVER! We were the best. We raked leaves like nobody’s business! And then we signed the papers that confirmed that we had done one day of community service. Is there something you want to add?
AIKO: Mmm… It was fun. I didn’t mind.
PATRICK: That’s it. She didn’t mind. Me neither. Gotta go.
www.faile.net
AIKO: It was in the Autumn 2001. We woke up at six o’clock in the morning and we really didn’t want to walk to the park. So we took a cab.
PATRICK: We didn’t take a cab, did we?
AIKO: Yes, we did.
PATRICK: Oh yeah, I guess we did. We took a cab to a park in Chinatown, where we had been told to wait for the New York Park & Recreational Crew who was supposed to come and pick us up at seven and drive us to Tompkins Square Park. The truck didn’t show up until eight o’clock.
AIKO: Meanwhile, we were watching all these people doing Tai Chi.
PATRICK: Tai Chi… Yes, that’s right. And you had a cup of coffee. Finally we were picked up by this really shitty truck and taken down to Tompkins Square Park together with a lot of other people who were also doing community service that day.
In the park the recreational crew gave us rakes and brown paper bags and told us to watch out for needles and dead rats, because the park was a bit of a drug-user park.
AIKO: Tompkins Square Park is on the corner of Avenue A and Saint Mark Street. That’s Lower East Side.
PATRICK: There you go! So we raked leaves the whole day, and Aiko and me worked really well together. The lady who was in charge of the whole thing was Spanish – a bit of a junky, maybe 38 years old and all fucked up to look at. She was a dyke, I think. She seemed kind of dyky. But that was ok.
AIKO: She told me I was the first Japanese woman she had ever seen doing community service.
PATRICK: I suppose not a lot of Japanese people are breaking the law in New York.
AIKO: So at twelve o’clock we went over to a diner called Odessa’s that’s right across from the Park. We ordered an ordinary breakfast, coffee and…
PATRICK: … and two eggs. Two eggs, coffee, hash browns, bacon and wheat toast, the dry.
AIKO: But we already had to be back in the park at 12.30, so we said to the waiter, we’re busy, so give us this and that and that…
PATRICK: And give us the check at once.
AIKO: We pay money before we eat.
PATRICK: So we finished our breakfast and made it to the park five minutes too early, and the Spanish woman noticed how well Aiko and me were working together, and when we told her we were a couple and were doing our community service together, she thought it was very sweet. And romantic that we had broken the law together. And she also said…
AIKO: She said, uhh what?
PATRICK: She also said… uhh, she wondered why we had been arrested, and when we told her it was for having put up a poster on a mailbox she laughed and said she thought that was pretty ridiculous. We raked leaves the whole day, filled a shitpile of brown paper bags while looking out for needles, of which we saw a couple, ran into a couple of dead animals and finished at five pm.
AIKO: It sounds so awful when you’re saying it, but it was actually a beautiful day. A lot of people were hanging out and… it sounds so awful!
PATRICK: Yeah, it was a beautiful day in the park. It rained a little but not a lot.
AIKO: It didn’t rain!
PATRICK: It was raining while we were walking home, don’t you remember?
AIKO: We didn’t walk. They drove us.
PATRICK: Yeah, they actually did give us a lift home, didn’t they?
AIKO: Yeah!
PATRICK: They took us home. So we finished around five o’clock, it was a beautiful day in the park… It wasn’t beautiful, it was actually a bit overcast, but it was a beautiful…
AIKO: YEAH!
PATRICK: … Beautiful park. When we came home I got rid of the shoes I had been wearing because they were really dirty, and they were also the shoes I had on when we got arrested for the other shit. So they had a bad karma. What were you wearing that day?
AIKO: Baggy-pants. Sporty sweat-pants and a hooded sweatshirt.
PATRICK: I also think I was wearing a hood, a couple of baggy jeans and my Nike shit-shoes I threw away afterwards.
AIKO: How many brown bags did we fill?
PATRICK: Twenty or thirty. We filled a lot. The park agents said we were very efficient, perhaps the best people they had ever had to work for them. EVER! We were the best. We raked leaves like nobody’s business! And then we signed the papers that confirmed that we had done one day of community service. Is there something you want to add?
AIKO: Mmm… It was fun. I didn’t mind.
PATRICK: That’s it. She didn’t mind. Me neither. Gotta go.
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